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Monday, April 26, 2004

Scriptodemonology #3...

3. Enviros

Description:
An insidious corrupter, Enviros uses the things all around us to block our efforts. A demon of distractions, it uses the people around us, the noises, the pangs of our bellies, the other interesting clickables on our computer screens, jobs, bills, bank accounts, Yankees/Red Sox matchups, the diabolically inspired summer movie schedule, and a billion other tools including its most powerful, the television. Remember this villain as your eyes glaze at the pixel parade, or your ears fill with inane conversations, or whatever distractions keep you from the page.

Powers:
Devastating effects. Can draw distractions and mini-crises from the air to curse you with. Intuitive knowledge of when its curses will be most effective. Hides itself as circumstance.

Vulnerabilities:
Not many. Feng Shui? Power outages? Cabin in the woods?

Instructions for killing:
Apply 30 cc. of deadlines and brutal task lists (suppression only).

Jason

P.S. Didn't you just know that Reality TV had a Demoniacal agenda? }:)

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