Teaseblivion...

So gross today. I'm eagerly awaiting being laid off; I just can't freaking wait. So today, all of our phones died at once. I really thought for a few seconds that we had finally made it. But then they came back online.. {insert sad smiley face}

On the other hand, I was actually awake at a reasonable time this morning and was (gasp) early to work. Guess it was the alcohol before and at the Super Bowl party. Notes on the experience:

1. Getting drunk on clear malted beverages is not easy.
2. Obnoxiousness never hides itself.
3. Officials with quick flags can ruin a good game.
4. Commercials are an absurd waste of money, particularly for things you can't even buy.
5. Lesbian divorces are hard.
6. Small dogs are cute.
7. Begging dogs are annoying.
8. Male boob-grabbing is never an appropriate action.
9. It's strange being in a house that looks like actual adults live there.
10. If you order onions on pizza, they really don't kid around.
11. 3D glasses just give me a headache.
12. GI Joe looked kickass.
13. Pizza and a slight buzz is a love I'd forgotten about.
14. For some unknown reason, professionals failing to do their job properly is strangely infuriating.

Whew..


P.S. The new roommate's bigger TV has ruined my retro-gaming experience. Freaking PS1 game looks like SNES!